instant baby?

my mother's taking astrology classes.

here's an example of why nobody's mother should take these.

telephone call home.

me: so how's your class going?

*yes, i am stupid that way. i ask such questions*

mom: oh, i had to tell you. i was studying your and Vs horoscope.

me: ok.

mom: and you should have a baby by Feb 2011.

me: huh? what?

mom: yes. you should. i don't know what you're waiting for. all the stars are aligned. you should have a baby by feb 2011. otherwise, you may have to wait 6 months.

me: i'll wait.

mom: for what?! why can't you have one by Feb. It's good for the baby also.

me: erm... it's jan now. i CANNOT have a baby in a month.

S.I.G.H.