Monday 6 December 2010

Awkward

Teen me. Sex-ed at school.
Let me start again.
Naive, prude, teen me. Sex-ed at school.

I come home schocked and disgusted to know what a condom is. While I am doing 'shee', 'yuck', 'thoo' at the concept, a worried mother tries to explain me safe sex and its importance.

Amma: Condom plays a vital role in preventing pregnancy and diseases
Me: What if somebody does it just once without it, and escape both pregnancy and diseases?

I expected something like 'Its unlikely/its too risky', etc along the same line, but what I heard bowled me over

Amma: You never do 'it' once and stop. You do it once, you'll wanna keep doing it again and again :|

Yes ma'am. Point taken. Hail condom. I am never discussing anything again with you. Anything.